theatricalassassin:

At this point I consider “[thing] is the new oncler” to be code for

“I don’t want girls to find or like this thing ever because I hate fun”

Nothing can ever be “the new onceler” my guy, it just, it can’t be replicated. Just like how the Mishapocolypse can’t be replicated, or Homestuck (as a fandom) 

These things happened once. If you weren’t there for it you get the stories of the people who were and well

I was there, and there’s no way it can be actually replicated