At this point I consider “[thing] is the new oncler” to be code for
“I don’t want girls to find or like this thing ever because I hate fun”
Nothing can ever be “the new onceler” my guy, it just, it can’t be replicated. Just like how the Mishapocolypse can’t be replicated, or Homestuck (as a fandom)
These things happened once. If you weren’t there for it you get the stories of the people who were and well
I was there, and there’s no way it can be actually replicated
Hooo…. n-not working you say? Wonderful news… I’ll need to dig deeper then. D-didn’t know it was so…blechk.
But uh. Nice to meet you then, Dr. Gaster? Dr. Flaps? I’m Dr. Flug, a-at your service.
What brings you to my vaguely miserable part of town…website. whatever…?
* i figured it’d be better if i let you know than to let you try and keep relying on an unreliable system 😛
* but! just flaps will do. i don’t go by dr. much these days, haha
* as for why i followed you – it was mostly by chance, ig? been noticing a lot of you guys – alternates of yourself and others you seem to be affiliated with. i figured id take a chance and follow at least someone, see where it’d take me. 😛
* you seem p chill tho so i’m happy to be following you
U-uh…is this working…? Hey, evil villains… or… anybody else out there seeing this. I figured I’d give this… “Tumblr” a shot? The boss was talking about it the other day… Guess it couldn’t hurt.
Could you, uh… “REBLOG” this to spread the word? If you did I could… make you a cup of coffee or. something… It’s good stuff.
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