Super Paper Mario
Category: Flapsinhands
Poking the Tiger
[ * That is a real shame. The disturbed green mass releases more and more butterflies that collect around his skull, them beginning to reform his skeleton from the neck down. A larger butterfly that doesn’t quite look like the rest takes flight, going right out the door and into open void. ]
[ * As for the remains of Pathos, that bone club is headed directly for that injured jaw, moreso to get attention than to hurt this time. What is he trying to get out of this, exactly? ]
📝 [Gross….. Hope that butterfly is good at navigating, though. There isn’t any doors down here – not any that lead out. The only door that could is up the stairs – providing he didn’t close it when he came in, at least.]
📝 [But! The movement catches his eye and he swings around, claws and wings outstretched. He tries to grab that club firmly in his mouth, clawing away at the hands holding it. It’s tender!!! Blease no touching.]
Poking the Tiger
[ * Now, here’s the real funny thing. What Flaps is digging at looks like bone, works like bone, but isn’t actually bone. All that strain detaches Pathos’ skull from the rest of his body, summoned hands picking it up so he can watch his body turn to green mush and tattered clothes. ]
[ * A few familiar-looking butterflies crawl out of the green goop, fluttering about before lighting on Pathos’ skull, their eyes trained on the violence Flaps is committing. ]
[ * There’s more summoned hands where that came from, them picking up the bone club. You’re in for a ride now, sonny- ]
📝 [Ohhh. Ohhhh no. Bad????? Really bad,]
📝 [Flaps’ focus is ENTIRELY at ripping this mess to absolute shreds, currently. His wings are outstretched and flapping angrily, his tail thwacking at the floor – he’s even digging deep scratches into the floor itself by now in his attempts to demolish this thing.]
📝 [He MIGHT smack that floating skull with how wild his wings are going, but…. He might not, too. He’s not paying much attention to where the head went.]
Poking the Tiger
[ * That crack sends shivers all up and down his spine, a faint memory threatening to bubble to the surface. It’s distracting enough to let Flaps’ claws sink right into him, successfully pinning him. ]
[ * He writhes and thrashes in the other’s hold, bringing his bone club down on that claw harshly. Although he’s in a bad spot, he seems to be…smiling, in a sickening manner. ]
[ * The biggest question right now is why he doesn’t just teleport out of Flaps’ grasp..? ]
📝 [Ya uh, you’re freakin me out a bit there bud,]
📝 [Unfortunately, or. Well. Maybe fortunately for Pathos? He isn’t going to stop there. His other paw comes up and starts Digging at his upper body. He manages to get purchase right under his topmost ribs, and, well….]
📝 [Unless Pathos teleports away, he RIPS at that spot, probably at the very least cracking his bones all the way up to his face – at the worst he’d be disconnected from the rest of his body. Luckily for Flaps, his front and back claws are pretty well protected – it still stings, for sure, but it doesn’t crack like his face did. He’s slowly crushing Pathos’ lower body as he digs and rips at the top.]
Poking the Tiger
[ * He gettin’ Real poofy. The lack of action on Flaps’ part is making Pathos frustrated, the jabs at the other becoming less of an irritation and more of an effort to hurt. Needless to say, he’s doing the Opposite of backing off. ]
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[ * Screw this jabbing nonsense. It’s time to swing the bone like a club at Flaps’ face, namely his jaw. ]
📝 [BITCH…. THAT gets him really mad. The club connects with a loud, sickening CRACK, and Flaps lets out a thunderous roar!!!!]
📝 [As he does, he swipes at Pathos pretty harshly, claws outstretched. He aims to not just knock Pathos down, but to dig those claws in and pin him down. He’s PISSED.. and he even has a crack in his face where that club hit. Gg, Pathos…..]
⛄ – Do you have a favourite holiday? | ⚄ – Do you play videogames? Have a favourite? | ☰ – Fun random fact about the mun!
SO THIS GOT. REALLY LONG!!! I GOTTA PUT IT UNDER A READMORE DHJBFNK
⛄ – Do you have a favourite holiday?
UHH… i. think so. HOLIDAYS ARE KINDA WEIRD FOR ME…… we get our time split between spending it with my dads side of the family and my moms side of the family. both! definitely. have their issues, but. you know.
THAT BEING SAID. probably halloween??????????? it was fun to dress up and romp around when i was younger, and now that i can’t actually go out myself it’s nice to see kids having a good time with all their costumes. c:
⚄ – Do you play videogames? Have a favourite?
dude i do NOTHING BUT play video games at this point gdsbhjnkrf
i have…. way too many faves. they kinda cycle around with my interests?
currently i’m 2000% invested in Guild Wars 2 (and have been for ALMOST three months at this point, i believe,) but i do have a number of other series that im fond of!
like uh… portal, pokemon, professor layton, mass effect, minecraft, borderlands, transistor, dragon age, undertale, the secret world, skyrim, tf2, stardew valley, starbound….
BUT. now that i think on it. there IS… one other that definitely tops all of them
and that is without a doubt the Mario & Luigi games. i’ve played the first since i was a little kid and i’ve played pretty much every one that’s come out since????? they’re absolutely near and dear to my heart in a million different ways and if anyone ever asked me to gush about that particular series i could probably do so for HOURS….
☰ – Fun random fact about the mun!
I HAVENT ACTUALLY DRAWN IN LIKE…. MONTHS…. i get so freaked out trying to draw nowadays. it sucks SO MUCH….. i have so many ideas and so many things i want to draw but each time i make an attempt my mind just like. “HEY. BINCH. YOU SUCK. STOP TRYING????? FOREVER???”
and then it leaves me feeling like a dickish freeloader asking my friends to help me out by me telling them about my ideas for them to draw despite them telling me over and over that it’s fine for me to ask dgfhbdj
ITS BAD TODD…. maybe that wasn’t such a fun fact but YANNO. FIRST THING THAT CAME TO MIND
✼! (Also im glad u like my dick chronicles)
✼ – Do you think the character/characters you role play as reflect who you are?
dude you KNOW IT…. most of the time, at least.
i’ve had an OBSCENE fear of like, trying to rp canon characters from ANYTHING…. i’ve always been so scared of mischaracterizing that i just never gave it a shot. flaps was (loosely) my first go at it!
and i’m pretty sure the reason i was able to do it so easily was because i was able to make him… a lot like me, lmao. or at least kinda how i would want to be? he started out as someone who would do ANYTHING to help someone else out – but he’s slowly evolved into someone that while still wishing to help people, does try to take steps to not overextend himself. and i’ve kinda evovled in similar ways, i think.
or at least i’ve attempted to. 😛 maybe i’ve gone the other way. not too sure! but to wrap this up – yeah, definitely. a lot of my characters have aspects of myself in them and i’m not afraid to say so!
THIS BEING SAID THO…. i don’t ever want any ill will my characters hold towards others being seen as me Also holding ill will towards other muns! this is all in good fun and things rarely get to a point where it’s an issue ooc – but if it does i do my best to try and work that shit out.
(( ♪ – Do you play any instruments?
I USED TO, ACTUALLY
i just couldnt keep focus on the things…. i started playing the flute in like, sixth grade? kept on with that for…… buh. a little less than half the year, i think hgjfn
i was really good at it! i just couldn’t stand how much it made me have to stretch my fingers out. haaated that.
the NEXT year i tried playing the clarinet, and i was really good at that too? i have no idea why i was able to pick them up so fast. the teachers kept telling me that i could probably do well with any of the ones i tried but i??? had such a small attention span…
i gave up the clarinet before the end of that year and i never went back to doing band again. xD i kinda wish i had kept on with it but it was at a time where the school was fighting me with my IEP and all that jazz and everything was just HELL 24/7 for me. I HAD NO CHANCE….
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