* I’m a little late but per the current bastard meme I could either be flapsinbastards, bastardsinhands, or flapsbastardhands
* and all three are making me lose my goddamn mind
* I’m a little late but per the current bastard meme I could either be flapsinbastards, bastardsinhands, or flapsbastardhands
* and all three are making me lose my goddamn mind
* “the universe’s storm drain” is absolutely the best way ive ever heard the void described, hands down, oh my god

suddenly glad i don’t follow the people you do i don’t even want to know the origin of this.
📝 you REALLY DONT ITS BAD
* I have better things to look at rn I feel like I’m gonna be sick
* “don’t mock me” he says while not disengaging with anyone or blocking anyone
* “demon bones 666”
* “””unfortunately”””
* lbr no one is afraid of a guy who throws the World’s Saddest Pissy Fits over every tiny little problem they encounter
* at best he’s more like a vaguely annoying mosquito that no one’s actually bothered to squash yet