* so I haven’t posted in a while but I am Usually on here anyways, mobile is just garbage and likes to show me posts I’ve already seen from hours ago and I Cannot Deal
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* 1) No idea, honestly. Different parts of the void behave differently – in some places, it mimics reality, but in others it’s just fucked ten ways to Sunday yfeel
* 2) THAT was actually anons doing that. They’ve got some whacky powers to hold over some folks on this website.
* 3) THATS A FUN STORY. I used to be a normal skeleton monster, but then I fell into the CORE and my entire situation got messed the heck up. but I mean hey I don’t seem to age physically here so I guess that’s a win
* 4) I NEVER SAW THEM IN MY TIME HERE… I lived underground. We’d get trash from the surface from time to time and I guess only women’s jeans fell down there as far as jeans go.
* 5) NO IDEA. Surprisingly it’s good signal in a lot of places??? I’ve wandered a lot since I got communications up and running and I’ve had solid signal in most areas I’ve visited.
GOD NOW I HAVE EVEN MORE QUESTIONS??
Okay okay so. 1) What’s the CORE? 2) SKELETON MONSTER?? 3) What, like, 4chan anonymous dudes??
but, otherwise: just to check i’m getting this right, the voids fucked 6 ways till sunday??
* 1) The CORE is the underground’s main source of power in timelines like mine – said power source is usually if not always constructed by a W.D Gaster (me, but I just go by flaps since there’s so many fuxking gasters around)
* 2) yup! More than just skeleton monsters where I came from though.
* 3) it seems specific to this site? sometimes they end up referred to as “greyfaces” and they have powerful magic in their corner as well as a typically twisted and shitty sense of humor. some are chill though
* and yeah pretty much. as far as I can tell in a lot of places there’s just like Chunks of timelines scattered about so it gets confusing wandering around
#* I feel like #* that one scene in lion king #* ‘everything the light touches is our kingdom’ only #* ‘everything the void touches is w o m e n s j e a n s’
BUT WHAT ABOUT THAT JHADOWY PLACE?
THOSE ARE THE JORTSLANDS, JIMBA, YOU MUST NEVER GO THERE
IN THE VOID… THERE ARE ONLY….
WOMEN’S JEANS
* ho shit I got caught up in some stuff but uh
* @sweaterinspector do you still need/want explanations and if so What Specifically do you want explained
hoo boy there’s a LOT?
Like. Fuckin…
1) What’s going on with the law of conservation of mass in this whole getting erased from existence thing??
2) How’d a fucking eagle get into the void, in addition to your cats.
3) How’d you get so whacked up that you only vaguely look like a skeleton.
4) Why are only women’s jeans ending up erased from existence??????
5) How is there internet in the void. You’d think it’d be like really shitty?
* 1) No idea, honestly. Different parts of the void behave differently – in some places, it mimics reality, but in others it’s just fucked ten ways to Sunday yfeel
* 2) THAT was actually anons doing that. They’ve got some whacky powers to hold over some folks on this website.
* 3) THATS A FUN STORY. I used to be a normal skeleton monster, but then I fell into the CORE and my entire situation got messed the heck up. but I mean hey I don’t seem to age physically here so I guess that’s a win
* 4) I NEVER SAW THEM IN MY TIME HERE… I lived underground. We’d get trash from the surface from time to time and I guess only women’s jeans fell down there as far as jeans go.
* 5) NO IDEA. Surprisingly it’s good signal in a lot of places??? I’ve wandered a lot since I got communications up and running and I’ve had solid signal in most areas I’ve visited.
* ho shit I got caught up in some stuff but uh
* @sweaterinspector do you still need/want explanations and if so What Specifically do you want explained
* have I only ever known One kind of jeans my entire 2000+ years of living
NO i mean, like, most fashionable stuff sucks and therefore this abomination is better than most high fashion.
* YOU GOT ME THERE
man what kind of shitty jeans have you been wearing?? the front pockets are super bad a lot of the time, i’ll give you that, but the butt pockets are like, usually really good.
* I’ve only ever Seen jeans with shit pockets I thought they were just all like that?? like they won’t even fit your hand into the pocket. garbage
i mean yeah that sounds like you’re talkin about like, womens jeans? and they’re SO BAD. those pockets are Garbage.
* .
NO i mean, like, most fashionable stuff sucks and therefore this abomination is better than most high fashion.
* YOU GOT ME THERE
man what kind of shitty jeans have you been wearing?? the front pockets are super bad a lot of the time, i’ll give you that, but the butt pockets are like, usually really good.
* I’ve only ever Seen jeans with shit pockets I thought they were just all like that?? like they won’t even fit your hand into the pocket. garbage
* ITS STILL AWFUL
sometimes… things that are fashionable… are worse
* this is not fashionable by any stretch of the definition
NO i mean, like, most fashionable stuff sucks and therefore this abomination is better than most high fashion.
* YOU GOT ME THERE
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