
Tag: ;fb
* today is “old man fight” day
* things that suck abt being fused w ur datemate: cant make valentines surprise plans. They Will Know
* it is. MY BIRTHDAY
* human plague, no thanks
i can’t believe you had a relationship with monika
* fCKFGDHFJ
* also uyes rawhide she did Do That but it’s fine
* sunny i cant believe thsi
* “”he no longer fits my standards”” are you for fucking real
* maybe you should just make a magic construct boyfriend that does whatever you want it to do. at least you wouldn’t be causing damage to others that way
* ive barely been online long enough to understand but tbh?
* considering that i have been in a relationship that literally ended with her trying to Murder Me And My Kids
* if your partner responds to you wanting to talk things out by freaking out on you, blocking you, blaming you for not understanding and refusing to talk?
* you run fast and you run Far.