[ =) Tsu is here! Near dragon!Flaps. He folds his arms and stares at him. ] =) Flaps, no voring my girlfriend. Only I’m allowed to do that!!!

* [YOU NAUGHTY.]

* [Flaps looks at Tsu lazily, for a moment, before getting to his feet and standing tall above Tsu…..]

* [He lowers his head…. And bites down right around his shoulders. Not with a TON of force, but the metal certainly surprises him, so he just…. Bites down harder.]

Part 1 ((Ah, I’m glad you had fun with the nasties! First time for everything, as they say! I’ve had a sudden burst of inspiration, so if it works out for you, I’d like to try one last thing with our mean lil’ friend…)) (*After a brief stint in a time-out corner meant for toddlers, the mean anon from before appears in front of Flaps, and she does not look pleased. Yet, a familiar, but chilling smile is plastered on her face…)

Part 2 Hehe…you’re wrong, Flaps. There is one thing that I can force upon you, one thing that you won’t have any choice in accepting if the fates allow it. Meaningless words and acts of violence do not intimidate me. Like I said before, I am above consequences, and you are not. You don’t want to be the hero everyone needs? Fine…let’s see them try to be YOUR hero =)

Part 3 M!A: Feral. Flaps and Runiel become as feral as their current appearance suggests, gaining the mentality and attitude of rabid dogs. It can last as long as the mun wants, or until the Dragon M!A runs out, or until someone manages to snap them out of it. It’s your call, mun!


* [Thankfully, Runi was able to dodge the effects of this. We don’t need both the flavor text and the whole house going rabid, now do we…]

* [Flaps, unfortunately, doesn’t have the time to react. He WAS dangerously close to kicking this anon out personally, but…. Then the magic hits him.]

* [And instead of really taking time to process, he pounces.]


* [You didn’t really stand a chance.]

* [The anon is torn to shreds where it stands. A low, rumbling snarl resonates from the area below the dome….. Something dangerous is now on the prowl.]

* [Good job, anon.]

I forgive you for being harsh earlier, but I’m going to be very blunt now that my kindness has been spat in my face. You don’t understand that we anons don’t care what you think of us. You people aren’t real to us, your stories are for our amusement. We judge and do as we please, for we are above consequences, for there is no way you can harm us. Be smart next time, instead of “strong” in some bullshit “feelsy” way. You need to be a hero, you’re the only one who can be. Just accept it already.

* Are you???? For fucking real????? Oh my god?

* Your KINDNESS? What KINDNESS? You haven’t been kind, you’ve just sat here foisting the blame on me for this!

* You have some REAL nerve coming here and talking to me like this, buddy. I understand Crystal Clear that you don’t give two shits about us unless we’re amusing you. I HAVE known. A lot of other anons I get have been nothing but kind to me, and I’ll always respect that, but I know that overall? You guys are assholes.

* I’m not going to “accept” ANYTHING you’re throwing at me, you absolute TWAT. You come here, telling me how to live my goddamn life, and for what? So you can get a few cheap kicks when things go belly up? I’m Done with overextending myself. And there isn’t a DAMN thing that you can do about that. 

* So how about you take your idiotic, selfish, self-centered and self-serving attitude and get lost somewhere else. I’m more than capable of kicking you out if you don’t straighten out how you’re acting towards me.

I think you guys are long overdue for a fun M!A – so how about we bring back an older one! M!A Dragons – you and Runiel both get to be dragons again! (And don’t worry, Runi, this’ll only affect your projections. ;) ) Lasts as long as the mun wants! Oh, and you’ll both be able to speak normally. Don’t want communication to be an issue here.

* [Yo, Holy Shit.]

( above art done by @fragmentednothing / @koyoss ! )

( above art done by @drwingdingshitposter ! )

* [These two are currently heaped in the pit…. And Flaps definitely is the largest thing in the pit now. Hopefully he hasn’t squashed anyone,]

( as a size ref – runi’s probably about the size of a Labrador retriever, whereas they only come up to the top of flaps’ hip as he is now. )

[Wow this anon looks oddly like someone you know,] hey flaps.i know it’s been really hard for you lately, and i also know you’ve been trying your damnedest to get yourself back together. Hopefully, the next time something like this happens, you will both be strong enough to establish that your help is NOT someone else’s right. i believe in you, Flaps, and Runi as well. [The anon winks and fingerguns. a… cartoon star comes out of their fingers? weird,]

* [Aw. This gets a soft smile from the dad…]

* hey, thanks. I feel like… Bad, that I was being so harsh. But I’m not gonna sit here and be told that I just didn’t know what I was doing, or that it was pretty much up to me to keep everything in line, you know?

* We don’t have that kind of power. It’s not going to do anyone any good if I get myself burnt out trying to overextend and do Everything for Everyone.

Although you are both exhausted, cannot help your loved ones as you wish you could, and face losing a friend, I know things will be alright. In time, you two will regain your strength, and ensure that everything will be alright. Next time something like Cubesy’s situation happens, you will have hopefully learnt a thing or two from on how to properly handle it. (*And just like that, music creeps up from nowhere… /watch?v=OkvVr6n1cGk)

* [Unfortunately, it’s abruptly cut off… Flaps looks a bit annoyed.]

* I know this is meant to be like…. Motivational, but. It can’t fall to me to make things better all the time?

* I have a right to want to look out for myself and not get involved with things. I’m not like…. The end all be all law enforcement of the void, and insinuating that I am is really pretty rude?

* And “learnt a thing or two on how to properly handle it”? Are you serious?

* Look, pal, I did what I could. I’m not in control of everything that goes on around here, and I absolutely don’t want to be. It’s exhausting. Don’t come in here telling me that I can “do better next time” and insinuating that it’s somehow on me for it going the way it has. It’s demeaning, and it’s insulting.

* I’m sure things will be fine, too, but it is not up to me to try and bust my ass to MAKE things fine.

Do you like Cubesy and forgive him for all the bad things he’s done, Flaps and Runiel? I believe that Flaps once described him as a good person with bad methods, and he has done things like out Runiel as a player, but he has made sincere effort to improve himself and he doesn’t deserve to die. If you two weren’t tired, would you have tried to prevent this mess from happening and protect Cubesy? Also, is Eight’s cat still with you? I think you should keep it; you two are far better owners for it.

* we do forgive him, yeah. he’s been a good friend to us.

* { that whole ordeal still… stings. but it overall didn’t really make too much of a mess of things. }

* { he’s been making the effort to redeem himself through this all… he’s a good person. he’s made a lot of mistakes, but he’s a good person. }

* on the matter of if we would have tried to help… we did, honestly. when we caught wind of what was going on, we did try to offer him this place as a sanctuary away from eight…. but he didn’t want to stay.

* { unfortunately we didn’t do much beyond that. it used to be talked about a lot in the group chat, but…. we couldn’t really speak up towards eight or anyone else about it in there. }

* the cat’s still here, though, yeah. i don’t plan on giving it back to eight anytime soon, not unless he shows that he can commit to taking care of it.

* ʸᵉᵃ ᶦ’ᵐ ᵃ ʷᵒʳᵏᶦᶰᵍ ʳᵃᵗ ᶰᵒʷ ˢᵒ ᶦ’ᵐ ᵒᶰ ᵐʸ ᶠᵉᵉᵗ ᶠᵒʳ ʰᵒᵘʳˢ ᵃᵗ ᵃ ᵗᶦᵐᵉ ᵃᶰʸᵐᵒʳᵉ⋅ ᵖᵃᶦᶰ ᵐᵉᵈᶦᶜᵃᵗᶦᵒᶰ ʲᵘˢᵗ ᴬᶦᶰ’ᵗ ᑫᵘᵉᶰᶜʰᶦᶰᵍ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᶦʳᵉ⋅ ᵈᵒᶰ’ᵗ ᵗᵉᶫᶫ ᵗʰᵉ ᵒᵗʰᵉʳˢ ᵗʰᵒ, ᵗʰᵉʸ’ᵈ ᵍᵉᵗ ʲᵉᵃᶫᵒᵘˢ ᶦ’ᵐ ᵈᶦᵛᵉʳᵗᶦᶰᵍ ᵃᵗᵗᵉᶰᵗᶦᵒᶰ ᵃʷᵃʸ ᶠʳᵒᵐ ᵗʰᵉᵐ ᶫᵐᵃᵒ

* secret’s safe with me. 😛

* you think you might be able to get insoles for your shoes? i’ve heard that could work wonders. beyond that i’m not sure what else i can suggest, aside from talking with a doctor about it. x: