OH MY GOD YOU NERD THAT’S WHY THERE WAS A FUCKING DUCK ON MY BLANKET???? I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST A LITTLE CUTE THING JUST A HARMLESS LITTLE DUCK WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU HAVE TO DEBUG OUT OF IT!!!!!

* OH MAN…. 

* it’s not that there was like, anything with the blanket SPECIFICALLY? but there IS a story behind that and i think ill just type that up separately because not only is it a great story but a lot of the people who would remember it i dont think are actually around in much capacity anymore fgjhdfnk

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 Some of you are reblogging because you think its funny that programmers would talk to ducks. I’m reblogging because I think its funny picturing a programmer explaining their code, realizing what they did when they explain the bad code, then grabbing the strangling the duck while yelling “WHY WAS THE FIX THAT SIMPLE!? AM I GOING BLIND!”

AS A PROGRAMMER I CAN TELL YOU THAT THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT YOU FUCKING DO WE HAD TO BAN THE DUCKS FROM MY CLASSES BECAUSE EVERYONE WOULD FLIP THE DUCK OR THROW IT AT A WALL OR SOMETHING WHEN THEY FIGURED OUT THE PROBLEM IN THEIR CODE

so that’s the function of a rubber duck

^^^^^^^^^^^^^

I work at a startup and part of the onboarding package you get when you first start working here now includes a rubber duck. We also have a bigger version of the duck for the extra hard problems. Sometimes one duck doesn’t cut it and you need to borrow your neighbors to get more ducks on the problem. One time we couldn’t figure out why something wasn’t working right so we assembled the counsel of ducks and by the grace of the Duck Gods were we able to finally come to a solution. These ducks have saved many lives and should be respected for the heroes they are.

i just realised why ducks. it’s because ducks eat bugs

* god ok so I’m about to go to bed but I’m annoyed about this SO

* I’m at least 90% sure that a big part of why I’m so inactive on here lately is bc I’m mobile most of the time; which, normally, hasn’t been an issue

* but ever since Tumblr started trying to pull this shit with putting posts all out of order on mobile it’s been so difficult to Want to check up on things on here like. It’s Garbage And Awful

* so ig tldr Fuck You Mobile Tumblr you suck even more than you used to and you just keep getting worse