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* “”he no longer fits my standards”” are you for fucking real

* maybe you should just make a magic construct boyfriend that does whatever you want it to do. at least you wouldn’t be causing damage to others that way

* ive barely been online long enough to understand but tbh?

* considering that i have been in a relationship that literally ended with her trying to Murder Me And My Kids

* if your partner responds to you wanting to talk things out by freaking out on you, blocking you, blaming you for not understanding and refusing to talk?

* you run fast and you run Far.

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eheh, well i do like a good meme!

please don’t worry though i’m just. very busy a lot of the time so i just kind of do what i can to get by you know?

wait, unlife? what, so like, are you a zombie?? i knew the internet was full of weird things and i’ve been getting recommended to follow a lot of blogs with skeleton icons but

* it wouldnt be trouble! i hardly have much to do around here anyways so it would be something good to put my focus into.

* AND WELL. that’s a LITTLE complicated… lets see

* i am a skeleton yeah but that’s not exactly what’s made me not-dead? i’m a skeleton monster, and by definition skeleton monsters aren’t classified as undead

* however i am a gaster so i’ve gotten myself landed in the wonderful land between existence and non existence called the void

* TECHNICALLY i should be dead? i mean, falling into a giant lava pit would usually kill someone, but instead of dying i just ended up here along with a plethora of other gasters from other timelines