* “”he no longer fits my standards”” are you for fucking real
* maybe you should just make a magic construct boyfriend that does whatever you want it to do. at least you wouldn’t be causing damage to others that way
* ive barely been online long enough to understand but tbh?
* considering that i have been in a relationship that literally ended with her trying to Murder Me And My Kids
* if your partner responds to you wanting to talk things out by freaking out on you, blocking you, blaming you for not understanding and refusing to talk?
please don’t worry though i’m just. very busy a lot of the time so i just kind of do what i can to get by you know?
wait, unlife? what, so like, are you a zombie?? i knew the internet was full of weird things and i’ve been getting recommended to follow a lot of blogs with skeleton icons but
* it wouldnt be trouble! i hardly have much to do around here anyways so it would be something good to put my focus into.
* AND WELL. that’s a LITTLE complicated… lets see
* i am a skeleton yeah but that’s not exactly what’s made me not-dead? i’m a skeleton monster, and by definition skeleton monsters aren’t classified as undead
* however i am a gaster so i’ve gotten myself landed in the wonderful land between existence and non existence called the void
* TECHNICALLY i should be dead? i mean, falling into a giant lava pit would usually kill someone, but instead of dying i just ended up here along with a plethora of other gasters from other timelines
@flapsinhands hey~!! i don’t know who you are but you post tasty-looking food and you’ve liked a lot of my posts so i thought i’d say hi?
* oH – hi! yEah im??? sorry if it came off weird at all, im not the Best at starting conversations sdfhjk
* i’m glad youve liked the food being posted though! i’m always cooking and baking for a good number of people so i like to have a lot of ideas and recipes on hand c:
* o h.. if you ‘re sure ?? wwell um. theyve still got.. . a few minutes left at least. did you want me to. .. do it right Now ? when i mean. like. theyre,, done. or.. did you mean. Later,
* when theyre done works fine for me if that isn’t too short notice! c:
* yea h ok!! ill find a nice container for them. .. its just like you said before right? just.. go to the ruins door .. .??
* yup! all you gotta do is knock and ill be able to come open the door for you.
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