rosdearg:

I suppose it doesn’t help that I left little context. Whoops.

I don’t know, the chocolate candles seemed pretty good? But, you know. Chocolate. Hard for it not to be good. The ones that don’t have edible wick seem a bit fiddly though. Might as well make the whole thing safely edible or you’re just making it tedious.

That’s fine. I check rather sporadically anyway. Things are fairly busy around here.

* Yeah for sure a CHOCOLATE candle would be good, but like. regular candles? that’s WAX. im never going to get over how people can just be like “oh yeah let’s just Melt Wax on this lovely cake it’s fine” like

* you’re Ruining your cakes yall

* BUT YEAH call me flaps! 

* 

#I can’t follow that rule with Leon because then I’d just be calling him Bastard. And that’s rude. you’re completely right but unfortunately, the only thing on my mind at all times are Memes, so now i have to share this with you

rosdearg:

I’m not a qualified firefighter or fire safety person or anything, but lighting a candle stuck on top of an ice cream on a stick doesn’t seem particularly safe.

@flapsinhands I hope you leave that part out of the recipe? Also hello.

* TOOK ME LIKE FIVE SOLID MINUTES TI FIGURE OUT WHAT YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT…

* there’s absolutely no Way i would put the candle in on that recipe don’t you worry. bad design. candles kind of suck anyways

* now that I think about it that must have been REAL bizarre to experience bc like

* you get the ask. you don’t answer it for Years. and when you do answer it you get a followup from the same anon in like a MINUTE flat